Riddle

Match

Answer

What driver doesn't have a license?

1

A Bottle

Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing up?

2

A flat rate

What has a neck but no head?

3

A Horse

What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

4

A Yardstick

What did the guitar say to the rock star?

5

Catch it in winter

What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?

6

Close the door, I am dressing

What kind of can never needs a can opener?

7

He could not tell time

Here on Earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

8

He lost his patients

How do you avoid falling hair?

9

He wanted to see a water fall

Why did the doctor switch jobs?

10

He would never lie

What has 10 legs and drools?

11

In a dictionary

Where do old bowling balls end up?

12

In the gutter

What did one scale say to the other scale?

13

It was run down

Did you ever see the salad dressing?

14

Meet you at the corner

What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?

15

Multiplication table

Why did the clock get sick?

16

No, but I saw the bacon strip

Why did the tree see the dentist?

17

Noise

How to you prevent a summer cold?

18

One who is Russian

What do mechanics charge to fix tires?

19

Pelican

Why did you get rid of you watchdog?

20

Probably the child

Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?

21

Quintuplets

What paper makes you itch?

22

Quit picking on me

What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

23

Sandy Claws

What person is always in a hurry?

24

Scratch paper

What did one wall say to the other?

25

Screwdriver

Who always goes to bed with shoes on?

26

Step out of the way

What is the first thing you do every morning?

27

The ocean

If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?

28

To get a root canal

What do people make that nobody can ever see?

29

Wake up

What kind of table has no legs?

30

You have a weigh about you